Bonjour ;)

day 3387: my hogwarts letter hasn’t arrived yet.

1 month ago with 9 notes

  • me when I'm 30: can't believe we still don't know who -A is..

2 months ago with 1,677 notes

what if Suzanne Collins is actually psychic and knew that the hunger games world is going to happen once Romney gets elected..

he kinda looks like a younger version of president snow

6 months ago with 29 notes

mermaids exist.

99% of the ocean is still unexplored.

your argument is invalid.

6 months ago with 24 notes

My heart fucking stopped.

My ex just texted me after like year and said “I miss your boobs”

LOL excuse me while I go find and kill him.

9 months ago with 24 notes

Please surprise me and text me tonight.

I don’t care what you say, I just want to see your name pop up on my cell like it used to.

9 months ago with 23 notes

Honesty hour!

Ask me anything awkward/ personal/ funny/sexual/ etc.. and I’ll answer them all ;)

9 months ago with 64 notes

  • Me: Trying not to moan while eating subway in the library.

9 months ago with 15 notes